Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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