none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
what is it with giant penises always finding me
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You're breaking my sexual little heart
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
