see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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