The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
