eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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