I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize