i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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