p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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