He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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