it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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