This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
try to milk me bitch
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