Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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