Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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