Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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