Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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