nut hugger
they need to just BURY HIM!
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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