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Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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