suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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