Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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