your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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