Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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