some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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