Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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