Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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