none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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