wrigley field is MILF paradise
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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