Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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