I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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