I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
is it fun? or sober?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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