Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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