i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
When are your genitals available?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Randomize
