Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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