: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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