Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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