the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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