i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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