oh god the rape fog is back!
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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