I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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