Define "chronic" masturbator.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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