On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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