And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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