So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
third nipple confirmed
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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