How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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