Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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