Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Randomize
