he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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