im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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