right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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