Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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