Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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