I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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