Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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