Soap is not a condiment
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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