you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
should my penis look like a turkey
a search helicopter?!
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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