I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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